daasgrrl

Title: How (Greg) House Stole Slashfest!
By:daasgrrl
Pairing: Yes
Rating: teeny tiny R
Word count: 1,300
Summary: Every Fan / Down in Slashville / Liked Fan-fic a lot…
Warnings: Crack. In verse.
Disclaimer: House and associated characters are owned by David Shore, Bad Hat Harry Productions, et al. This fic is a line-by-line (and where possible, idea-by-idea) desecration adaptation of Dr Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, which I also lay no claim to. Thankfully.
Special thanks: To evila_elf for the read-through and the Very Special Contribution *huggles*
Notes: Once upon a time, long ago and far away in the XF fandom, I read a charming little fic entitled "Green Eggs and Krycek". Deeply moved by its touching sentiments, I dreamed that one day I, too, would have the opportunity to debase Dr Seuss in the service of fandom. I'm so… proud. I would like to take this opportunity to blame acknowledge mer_duff, and especially, bironic, whose references to House as The Grinch stuck me with the idea that wouldn't die. This was written in mid-October, but I wanted to post at a more seasonal date to coincide with the upcoming hw_fest (which begins December 9^th, and which, by the way, really doesn't scan well). Happy Slashfest!