FIC: But Where Are The Clowns? (There Ought To Be Clowns...) (Sherlock/John, G)

I really didn't intend to, it just sort of... happened.

Title: But Where Are The Clowns? (There Ought To Be Clowns...)
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes (referenced)
Rating: G
Word count: 3,500
Warnings/contents: slash, meta, first kiss, clowns, cunning plans
Notes: Written as a reaction to the "horror movie" sequence at Mycroft's house that I thought might end up being a rant - but somehow came out as Johnlock meta instead *g*. Many thanks to evila_elf for comments and corrections. Remaining mistakes are my own.

Summary: After being shot by his therapist, John runs to Sherlock, and together they come up with a brilliant and not at all impractical plan for discovering the truth about Eurus.

Read at AO3.